Count down of the Top Twenty Oxymorons

ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined

20. Government Organization

19. Alone together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Same difference

14. Taped live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head Butt

8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Jumbo Shrimp

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

2 comments:

Pri said...

this was a good one!
made me wonder if im an oxymoron personified :-/

Americanising Desi said...

hahaha. lovely!

 
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